Free · 30 Minutes · No Commitment

Find out what's slowing your database — in one 30-minute call

A senior DBA reviews your setup live, identifies the root cause, and sends you a written fix plan within 24 hours. Free. No commitment.

PostgreSQL · MySQL · Oracle · SQL Server
Written report within 24 hours
No junior consultants — senior DBA on every call
5-star rated on Upwork

How the 30 minutes breaks down

You describe the problem

0–5 min

Tell us what's happening — slow queries, high database costs, migration risk, an outage, scaling concerns. We listen first and ask targeted questions.

We diagnose together

5–25 min

Share your slow query log, EXPLAIN ANALYZE output, or AWS cost report. We work through it live with you, not after the call.

You get a written report

within 24h

A prioritised list of what to fix and how — specific to your stack, your database version, and your current setup. No boilerplate, no generic advice.

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Free. No commitment. Report within 24 hours.

Who leads the call

A senior DBA with hands-on experience across PostgreSQL, MySQL, Oracle, and SQL Server — the same person who writes your findings report.

No hand-offs. No junior consultants taking notes. The person on the call is the person doing the work.

PostgreSQLMySQLOracleSQL ServerAWS RDSAuroraSnowflake

"DharmOps took the time to genuinely understand what we needed — not just the technical spec, but the underlying problem. They delivered a clean, working solution without any back-and-forth. Exactly the kind of collaboration that's hard to find."

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Common questions

Is this a sales call?

No. We review your actual database setup and give you specific, actionable recommendations. Whether you hire us or not, you leave with a clear fix plan.

What should I prepare?

Nothing required. If you have a slow query log, EXPLAIN ANALYZE output, or cloud cost reports — bring them. We'll work with whatever you have, including nothing.

What if my problem is urgent?

Mention it in the Calendly booking notes. Urgent requests are prioritised. You can also email contact@dharmops.com with "URGENT" in the subject line for same-day response.

Know what's wrong by tomorrow.

30-minute call today. Written findings report within 24 hours. Free.

Prefer email? contact@dharmops.com — we respond within 24 hours.